"thebigbossyboss" (thebigbossyboss)
09/09/2013 at 13:22 • Filed to: donk snob returns donks
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"thebigbossyboss" (thebigbossyboss)
09/09/2013 at 13:22 • Filed to: donk snob returns donks | 1
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how much I miss the donksnob. What a great website he had. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
If the donk snob was here, here is how he would take today`s ncocp donk:
"Well first off, we got this hear allogator cutlass. Now den, I be lookin at ta ad, and I wonder wut with some of them pics. They look like they was takin from tv or somethin. Daymn dawg, even sone cell phone pics better than this. Now y`all know themes aint my favorite, buuuuuuuutttt I gota give dis guy at least some props for going all ta way wit it. Them chrome gators be nuts, but I cant say I really like it tho.
From there dis car done fail hard tho, the wheels and the lift just kilt it. Why you lifted so high? You offroading with da gators in da swamp bro?? Lower dat shit. And look at dem wheels, they just uglyier than sin. Gator themed wheelz is just turrible. This car be failing, but it had potential tho, cutlass is a right car to cut, too bad you screwed it up. Aight I'm done, this car is a fail."...
Come back donksnob...Jalopnik misses you!
Raphael Orlove
> thebigbossyboss
09/09/2013 at 13:38 |
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I feel your pain. I, too, miss donksnob greatly
Slave2anMG
> thebigbossyboss
09/09/2013 at 13:41 |
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Hmmm. I parsed that as Dons Knob...
/takes mind and heads back to gutter.
Stonkin' great website too.
Lemonhead
> thebigbossyboss
09/09/2013 at 13:55 |
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Can't stand donks. Looks like a car with clown shoes.
D
> thebigbossyboss
09/09/2013 at 14:48 |
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You just introduced me to the blog. Thank you.
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thebigbossyboss
> Lemonhead
09/09/2013 at 17:08 |
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Well, donks are meant to be extreme, so the good ones are good, but the bad ones with the lift and shit are *horrible*. This one that was on the front qualifies as horrible.
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thebigbossyboss
> Raphael Orlove
09/09/2013 at 17:09 |
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It is a tragic loss. I wonder what happened to him, he said he was droppin vol 2 feb 1st, and then there was nothing.
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thebigbossyboss
> D
09/09/2013 at 17:10 |
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No problem, you dont even have to like donks to like donk snob. He's pretty awesome.
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D
> thebigbossyboss
09/09/2013 at 21:49 |
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I did go through a phase where I liked them, back in middle school.
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thebigbossyboss
> D
09/09/2013 at 22:25 |
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I like some clean ones with some subtle wheels. The lifts and the themes are horrible just don't get me started, but IMHO there is nothin wrong with your cutlass on dubs, or even double dubs (22's).
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D
> thebigbossyboss
09/09/2013 at 23:39 |
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Totally, I can still appreciate a clean donk. A box on dubs with minimal wheel gap and no theme or bright colors can look really nice.